I have had constant light for over a week now. This has been an absolute first for me in Nigeria, and even though I started off being terribly happy about all the light, by now I realize it is a dangerous situation…
First of all, I’m getting used to the light. I plan my days thinking “I’ll have light tonight” which is a dangerous development. It creates dependency on the most unreliable of factors, just because it seems reliable for now. I don’t carry my phone charger with me anymore, thinking I can simply charge it at home. I let the battery of my laptop go empty without any fear, and buy things that can only stay well in a fridge. Slowly I’m losing my coping mechanisms for when light eventually goes. And eventually it will of course.
Then the second development is that I’m becoming paranoid. I mean, it just can’t be normal that I’ve had light for over a week, so what is going on? Has somebody simply forgotten about the switch for my area? Perhaps my compound is part of a secret science project to study the effect of constant electricity supply on the human brain? Possibly my new neighbour has blackmailed the NEPA officials? Or perhaps it’s the last treat we humans get before Armageddon…
I started off being happy, but this unusual situation has made me a gibbering wreck with only one thought on my mind: when will they take away the light from us again?
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Absolute genius Thess! Glad it's not only me that has become a gibbering paranoid wreck, which I absolutely attribute to my time in Nigeria. Don't let them get you!
Hey Thess,
Just came across ur blog for the first time today.. Makes me so home sick!
I am nigerian.. currently working with the UN in east africa.. compared to niaja, this place is so Bland!
like soup with out the pepper.. took my oyibo bf with me to lagos a few months ago, and like you.. he fell in love with the chaos.
enjoy ur time in abuja.. a bit boring than other places in naija but i guess is coming up!!
cheers..
Faty
Hehe, briljant! Geen beter probleem dan een luxe probleem toch! ;)
What is this "electricity" that you talk about? Sounds new and dangerous. I think it must just be a passing fad. Glad we still get to live by lantern light in Kagoro.
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